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To write a brilliant script, you don't need a lot of fantasy. To finish just marveling at all sides, and life itself gives you a plot, dragging on with such vivid details that you doubt it, it’s not a dream. Just read the real stories about Anatoly's fly and grandmother, like she slew her prince at 72 rock, and you can change your mind.
- Get to know on the dating site of a girl. Pretty, she came to the party without delay. We sat at the cafe, and then we went for a walk. We pass through the police department, they won’t stop beating the stand “Your police check”, showing in the photo of the woman that she says: “That’s my mother.” And then she laughed out loud and sharply closed, adding: I don’t fry, it’s really my mother. Already 6 months at the bigs.
- My grandmother is 72, she is already active, she began to read English on the basis of language, even if everyone was jabbering over her. 2 years ago, she got to know a man of її roki from Norway. Vin came to her once, but with that, she didn’t know yoga, being afraid of gluzuvan. The stench climbed through the river, and the stench went out. And yesterday the stench came before us: a sporty, handsome man, whom you can’t call the old, thin, plump, granny in jeans, that fashionable blouse, from her hair, her eyes shine, tremyayutsya by the handles. Inappropriately speak English, read Norwegian, chant. We sat for a year and went to museums. And we and my mother, zowsim ochmanіli, moaned all day.
- I go to the bus, a woman comes in, ask the water for a good ticket, tell my mother what to lie at the hospital. And water, like a good fairy, giving a whole roll of tickets, so that she won her own needs.
- Through work, I often have to turn home to the empty, unlit streets. Hromadske transport after 21:00 no check-in, and taxis are expensive. Pepper spray cream I always carry a motor mask from Halloween in my bag. When I go home in the dark, I dress myself and keep ready a player with satanic laughter. As long as there’s nothing to eat, but I still want to find someone else, so it happened. I want to cheer up the reaction of this people.
- If she was a lad, she got to know the lad. Alive wine for the city, chatted with me rarely, that the fathers did not allow to travel so far alone. We talked on the Internet, phoned in different places. Then the meeting began, there was no official separation. After 4 years of nudgi, I wrote to youma, saying, let's part in a good way. We laughed, we guessed, we tried to chat. Already 6 years at a time after tієї zustrіchі and 10, as if to improve the 4-fold pause.
- We went to the fox for mushrooms. They sat down, wondering, the doors were near the earth, they came in from the flowers. Those who drank there shocked us: a garniy repair, a majestic television set, videocassettes with films, new luxury alcohol, books, cigars, curtains of furniture, an air conditioner, a window in a stele, a pich, expensive dishes and conducting wiring to a transformer. Rockiv 10 there, maybe, no one was there. The dude has a garnier relish that bitch squad, as I understand. Let's find out that this is the "lair" of our land, which has moved to Nimechchin.
- We got to know my man at the emergency room. I came with the care of my seat, and I twisted my leg. Already 2 rocks at once and all the whole hour they don’t give us a calm food: what do children need to eat, how did we get to know?
- I go in a taxi, I feed by the water:
Tse your fly, what can I let in?
Leave it, if you don’t care, - mittevo vmikaetsya vin. - Tse Anatoly, you need in Pulkovo.
- The kіlka rokіv pratsyuvala at an expensive souvenir shop. We have a constant client - an intelligent person at the vice, a doctor. Having bought with us the success of porcelain clowns: from a few thousand for a couple of thousand to a five-meter one for a few dozen. Vіdomo bulo, scho buy wines from donations. As if I have energized, dey won't save them, to that person who bought their kіlkіst. It turned out that the daughter of them had a whole room near the castle in England! There she started and became a deputy for the count. At that moment, my zazdrіst can be rubbed with your hands, so it’s like a person’s pride for those who in the new onuk are count.
- A friend managed to do it so badly that a drum-bar broke in her. For a long time she sang її with a clear "happiness", until she herself froze to the brink of a crack. Not for nothing are my best friends.
- I work at the supermarket as a cashier. I run hundreds of people a day, they stink like one. I do not guard anything hostile. When one nice lad came to our store, I remembered that I was like a youmu. Always laugh, but remember, that rubbish is stingy. As if I was without a mood, tedious, I would rather get home ... Come in. I let yoga on the cashier, saying the standard algorithm and adding to myself: “Do you need a cashier?” And vіn vіdpovidає: "Consumed". Twisted. I love.
- When I started at school, after my lessons I went with my friends at the cafe, she treated her dad like a blonde. Vaughn sat with her back to me, but tato was like a mournful rose and did not remember me. In me, there was a hint of anger, that I went and poured a glass of cold water on my head. She cries out from the mist, we stare at her with glances, and I’m wondering what my mother is. Vaughn was just overfarbing her hair.
- I’m walking down the street like I’m always, I’m staring at the light, thoughtfully marveling at the next side of the road, and there ... Grandmother in a nuclear-erysipelas tracksuit and pivnem on a show.
- I know my titka after separation was drawn to extreme. Virishila stribati with a parachute. The first haircut is a crack in the ridge. Month on the painkillers, burn "It was necessary for me to go diving, you fool!" Through a phone call: “I will call you from the Spanish clinic. Having hit me with a strum stingray!
- I’m standing on the Uzbek road, there’s a van passing by, the rear doors open on the move, the box swings right under my feet, the doors open, and the car is pushed into the distance. I didn’t catch the zlyakatis. Vidkrivayu - povna freezer box in waffle cups. Tse, obviously, not 500 eskimo from a helicopter, but luck, luckily for sure!
- Once every day I go to the market with my granny and help me buy everything I need. Having stumbled upon the picture, as if the two merchants of meat were brewed, who has the best goods. One old woman, screaming, threw herself at us with her orphaned coats, and the other superwoman was grabbing at her lamb's head.
- She stood in China, bіlya kav'yarnі, checked for a friend. It's cold, let's go, I've forgotten my jacket, the phone of discharges, my friend will sleep and if you come, I don't know Chinese - in a flash, the whole set. I stand on my nerves, I go out into the cold, like a lad-barista comes out like a raptom and the words stretch out for me latte. I carelessly crawled after the hamman, but more than stole my head, stuck a bottle in me, laughed and pishov gave me pratsyuvati. No names, no dialogue, no more than a hvilinny episode, but I still remember that savory cava.
- They stole on the train. I slept on the upper police, I slipped, I went to the next station, but I didn’t know. Scoured the whole car. People laugh, it's fun. And I’m crying, I’m less likely to take the bus home, and I’m in scarves. Added one lad - giving his v'etnamki. I’m sitting at the railway station in my slippers 6 times bigger, crying. People mow. І cover, і summarily, і comedno. Kind of youmu. And I will return the slippers.
- In childhood, if I had nightmares, I hoarded a bed and barefoot at my pajamas, begl to tat in the main. Papa is an architect, although he often wrote in farbs, then he dipped into his main work. I ran up to the sky, sat in an armchair, gagged with a plaid, trembling in fear, described the stingy things that I dreamed of ... Father respectfully heard me and at one hour painted my words. What kind of monster I would not describe, on the canvas it seemed like a cute little animal. I said furiously to youmu: "Tatu, vin vzagali is not like that monster!" - and vіn zdivovano vіdpovіv: “Seriously? Vibach, can you describe it again? Sometimes I tried to make a dream, I convinced that I could see my memory, that there is nothing to be afraid of.
Did your life have stories that could become a script for a Hollywood movie?
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😉 Hello everyone! It’s rich who learned from us at school, institutes, or worked with people, like a wondrous name. For example, like in these stories. Without a doubt, whoever remembers the film "Queen of the gas station", in a way main heroine bula girl Lyudmila on the nickname Dobryvechir. In Ukraine and Belarus, similar titles are given a lot, for example, Perebeinos, Vipeypiva and others. Beetle and director In our village, there is a man from the Ukrainian nickname Tizhuk. They called...
We have a 25-year-old lad in our yard, having killed his squad. Zarіzav p'yany. The judges confessed that the stench made friends at 19 rocks from the great kohanny. At 20 births they gave birth to a donka, for a river - to a friend. And then Seryoga was reminded like that. Vіchnі scandals, beats. Oksanka, Yogo's team, always wore blues. Previously, she was fond of beauty, but then she was aware of it. At the store, visit the day and hurry home. Jealous of Sergius. I didn’t let go anywhere. Well, and vreshti-resht having killed on p'yantsі.
They gave you 15 years. The children were taken by Oksanka's relatives from another place. And I got an apartment, like a bula was recorded on Seryoga's matir, they started building. Everything slowly faded away. І axis after 10 years, the judges zahvilyuvalis: on freedom under the UDV viyshov Seryoga and settled at my apartment. Obviously, everyone was afraid of yoga piyatik, hooligan diy (even if not at a resort) just too much. All the same, the judges sang even more, if they started to remember that Seryoga, clean and ohayny, shoranku kudit ishov. Z'yasovuvalosya, scho vіn ulashtuvavsya lyusar at ZhEU. In the evening, I went to the store, bought some simple products (there was no place for alcohol) and straight home. Furnishing your apartment with new inexpensive furniture, adding old "Zhiguli" and leather vents povni bags products far їzdiv. Well, if your daughter came from another place to stay for the next day, then the judges were deceived. The stench marveled, as if the children had passed their father, even though in their eyes they had infected the matir. The judges marveled, but they were glad of such changes. Adzhe did not drink zovsіm Sergiy, did not lead the company. Vvіchlivy. Dopomagav naskіlki possible. Those who defeated the squad - now, their own victories. Movchazny only having become strong, that individual of a woman's status did not appear close. Grandmothers on the podvir'ї tried to get food, where would you go if you traveled with groceries, chi not up to a splinter? Ale Sergius smiled less and movchav.
As if at Baba Anya, as if she lived on her own, she stared for the next year or so at night on the kitchen faucet. Sergius lived on the opposite side of the road, and that night she knocked until late, asking for help. Sergiy did not prompt. All zrobiv. In sympathy, Baba Hanna chanted a white dance for you, but Sergiy moved in, asking for just a cup of tea.
Eh, Sergius, he is what you are! І handy, і not p'єsh. The woman needs you, - the grandmother sighed.
Sergiy chuckled in surprise:
I have one friend - Oksana. I don't need another one.
Baba Anya mumbled, and then quietly said:
So she died, Sergius! You know.
I її, if I’m 16 years old, I’m smart. Pobachiv, and understand everything that I love. Three rocks were chiming. Such an hour is good - start at once. One view of one is not on the crochet. Wesillya, donki were born. And then ... If the young dont was 2 years old, Oksanka began to say more and more often, what do you want to work more. She said that she wanted to grow up, that she was tired of sitting in some walls, that she wanted to be in public. Well, she worked up to the slopes at the store, the axis was torn there. It's boring. Duje. Tse I potіm і tіrmі іlki zrozumіv. And then… Bis got in my place. Understand not a moment, why not sit at home? Why so eager for a job? I know my own vіdpovіd - htos she has bv on your robot. Shanuvalnik yak. And so this thought settled in my head, like a rolling pin, that I could not live peacefully anymore. Well, here they gave a nursery to a young daughter. Oksana didn’t want to go to work, she even gave a damn, she watched. And I vzagalі zbozhevolіv vіd zealovіv. In short, having beaten її todі forward and fenced pratsyuvati. It would be better if she wrote a statement to the police, maybe she would have stood up on the floor. Ale don't know. Vibachila. And I am visibly bezkarnist. I’m going home and I think that the axis of the children was in the garden, buli - and there it was with him at our bed, it’s like a robot. The supper was preparing for the rozkishna - I am apologizing for guilt. Schos called nashvidkuruch - it was not an hour, bula was with a kohan. The hell I have sidiv and pidkazuvav:
Guby, she went to the store, sipped it - she was running after him. Cloth vyrishila new buy - for the new magayetsya.
Who is youmu for? I am not wise myself. Aje, I myself am not jealous by myself. Forget about what you need to trust. And here! Drink better. Well, one day...
Baba Anya muttered, lowering her eyes. And Sergiy continued:
If you wake up in the cell, you want to hang out. Not allowed. Good judgment. Colony. The notification of what was on the way came in less than two months. Yak explaining the psychologist - the shock of proishov. Well, if you understand, it became even louder. Girshe nastіlki, scho I vyv, rushing on the wall. Vіdnya rіzav, hung up three times pomagavsya. Ryatuvali. It was nasty not for the one who was with me, but for the one who didn’t want Oksanka anymore. How many times I squandered the rest of the day at my head. More than once I wanted to fall asleep and throw myself at my house at once from Oksana. Asking her for forgiveness. Pray, cry. Specially provoking beats, sob I was beaten by the chamberlains. They began to vvazhat me violent, crazy. They began to fear me, and I was specially born. Mriyav, they finished me once at night. Well, I didn't know how to live without Oksani. Having written to children, they stink. I was angry, having respected myself with a useless person. That's why I robbed everything so that I had such an appointment. And then ... They transferred me to a cell, de, crim me, sitting in one young lad, Oleg. Talking to him, she didn’t start with Kim bi there, I didn’t want to. Vin is also movchav. We also lived for a month. Movchki. For once, for my soul, without saying to me:
You have a virazka.
What? - I slept rough.
And I was so twisted to the offense that they sent me to the doctor's office with a diagnosis of "viraz". For a long time I lay there for a month. And if they wrote it down, it was more than one bazhannya, so Oleg was not transferred anywhere from the cells. I'm happy, I'm at my camera.
How did I recognize? - I slept on the move in the new.
Just sipping, - calmly sighed in me.
What are you doing?
What squad driving for foolishness.
To know everything.
І those who called you її Chanterelle? And those who didn’t dream of you for the whole hour? And you shonochі ask її about tse. Want to know? - Win calmly marveling at me.
I sіv on nari and veiled the guise with my hands.
Die all you want? You think you'll be in heaven at the same time. Ni. Do not give you such happiness. Not deserving. Do you think you see your term and reject repentance? Ni. For a long time we will remember, and your children will curse you. Well, drink better, like viydesh. Woe to your weeping.
I didn’t show off, I jumped up to the new one, raising my hand to strike and lowering it. Oleg marveled at me with such a calm look, knowing that I wouldn’t hit him. Knowing the fault of everything. I myself thought that I would see, drink, either drink myself to death, or run into a beat. I sіv i burst into tears.
You alone are sensible. Z kohanny need to live. For calm kokhannyam. Children are angry with you, but how else? So don't worry about them. Just love them. Adzhe evil spirits live with strong feelings - sick, angry, hated. I kokhannya ... Tse tezh ... Loving the squad and driving a kohannya. To love children so much that to shy away their authority, without understanding that a person is alive. As long as you don’t understand the mind, don’t beat you up with the squad. No there, no more sleep.
More vins without saying anything.
I do not understand what Oleg said. I got tired of the napkins, so after rozmoving the mitt fell asleep. And having thrown over, having found out that Oleg should be transferred to the next colony. I won’t tell you for a long time about my life away from the ward. Only those words sunk into my soul. I have been thinking for a long time, what is it - “quiet kohannya”. And then one night I dreamed of Oksana. Stop, smile and speak. Everything has become a raptom in the head. I stopped whispering death. Calm down. Virishiv just live. Go to the v'yaznitsa, but live like a human being. Dopomagati becoming a team, whom they belittled, they portrayed. Not for high-handed narcissism, but for that ... That Skoda, more rapt, it became quiet, who was weaker. Naytsіkavіshe - life began to change. Calmly becoming put up to everything. I live from i. I made peace with the children. Pratsiyu. Schovikhidnі in the child's house їzhdzhu like a volunteer, clothes there, I drive food. Only axis and dosi I don’t know who Oleg is. Prophet vin chi psychic. Abo psychologist yakys. Wanting youmu less than 21 riq buv. I don't know yoga. Adzhe mi tilki times todі y rozmovlyali. І Oksana may be dreaming for a while. Just stand there, smile. Oh, I'm doing everything right. I check if we will be together at the same time.
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There are moments in life for the skin, if it’s difficult, and the hands, give up, the axis, fall ... The stories of these strong-willed people will help you to understand the wealth of us, that you can turn back in any situation and for any life conditions, smut - believe in yourself and in your strength!
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The history of the creation of an amateur series about the sounds of the African country of Ghana and the station of a woman in the household. Navit as a doctor of science, or, by the will of God, the owner of a powerful business, for an African man is not a worthwhile value. You are a woman, and therefore, special thoughts, like a bazhan, you are not guilty of buti.
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Timur Belkin is professionally engaged in photography, creating websites, developing the public “Insha Odessa”, showing informal visits to the seaside place, holding performances at the warehouse of the authentic La Briar theater. And today we decided to talk about the peculiarities of hitchhiking in the countryside.
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Mi - "fast food generation". Everything is fast with us, our vidkuruch: mittiev znіmki, short sms, express trips... Var'yat kaleidoscope podіy, behind yakim you can't see the essence... How can we live so quickly? The food was supplied by the old antiquary to the heroine of roses. The first whispers helped the girls to know their calling, and they taught the hour to count.
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At the international Day of the girl, which today marks the whole world for the support of equal rights, I want to tell about such an important, nevid'emnu (although sometimes I hate) a part of our life like enlightenment. In order to get enlightenment, for example, in Afghanistan, girls from a direct rozum_n_ risk life.
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How to spend the winter in the wind, wipe the wood from the sleepy wounds and tidy the wind? Why shouldn't the chicks lie down in the weather forecast and how much time is needed to put the lime near the ice? At the kingdom Snow Queen know vіdpovіdі, know i vі.
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Vaughn looks better, lower suits on the cloth. With a warm look, a caramel laugh. Order from her vpevneniy calm. Looks like it's Vajra, and I want to hear it. There seems to be evidence, and you need to write it down. I read. Tse yoga. I'm sorry.
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"I need to live and think about her. It's necessary to give an opinion, so that she doesn't shrink in front of a huge thought that criticism. To know that she's unique even to those who take the cob from the cob. Let's talk about the dream of becoming a photographer.
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What kind of business becomes profitable, how to survive the frustration, how to induce your reality and rightly want to change. Replying to the list of Top 100 entrepreneurs in Europe, as it worked with Google and Cisco in Silicon Valley, she received 3 million dollars in investments from her startup.
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Pole dance is the most important kind of dance, which means not just coordination and agility, but also an incredible strength in the hands, suppression and other m'yazakh. Acrobatics Stretching. Soldier robot. Expander in hand. I kokhannya. For how can you see everything, if you don’t like doing things?
The rubric, which everyone has already fallen in love with, is “History from the life of people”. Today we prepared new stories, stories and jokes from the life of real people. All stories can be as funny, as shocking, as kind, so sour. One word, lovers of honor like this, "let's go"! Carefully, children under 18 years of age should not read warto.
Tsіkavі іstorії z real life of people
Awakening this year, like a mother with a baby, thirteen years old, the cake was robbed in the store. All the buyers followed them, even the donka screamed at her mother in tears, that she was sacredly crying. My daughter asked me to make a side cake with Marvel heroes, and my mother calmly tried to explain that they don’t have enough money for such an expensive cake. Donka's phrase became the remaining drop: You don’t need me, you won’t become my mother. Mom was the best!” The woman calmly marveled at her, then she took the nearest cake and smacked it right into the mug of a young hysteric.
Pіvroku zestrichalas with the lad, gave me a majestic plush bear for a month. A few months later they parted. I’m going to take the bear, motivating them that such trash is like I don’t deserve such a gift. Days vipadkovo drank yoga on the side new girls- and there are photographs taken by the bear himself. It became tsіkavo, began to shukati yoga colossal, look at the photographs. 3 more and, with * ka, at the skin photo with cim f * anim vedmedem. Ax is filth! I screened the pictures and threw them off to all the little girls. They shot all at once, guessed the plan, like punishing a freak. They thrashed the medical officer, stuffed bags of creature blood and all sorts of intestines, nirok and liver. At night, the girl ripped open the bags of blood, so that everything was flooded lightly, she ripped open the medical officer again, that all the fillings flopped on the light, and neatly wrote the boy with a permanent marker on the forehead "asshole". She chose her speech and she wrote.
After the death of the witch, they decided to sell the car with my mother, but before it, they repaired it. Mom knew a friend who didn’t take a penny for repairs, only for spare parts. Having trusted her mother, she gave the keys. As a result, my mother knew that she had gone for a ride in a car and became the culprit of an accident. As a result, two cars do not breathe, and all the living have lost the marvel. Vіdbuvsya court, on which one is to blame without recounting one's fault. However, the court praised the bribes for the damaged car, replacing me as a government gift for the car, because there was no insurance. Those that I didn’t have the rights of water, I didn’t have anyone to include in the insurance, I didn’t give permission for the car to be cared for and I wasn’t in the city at the time of the accident, the court didn’t take it to respect. As a result, man, I smashed two cars, found out the deadly insecurities of three people, got beaten up with a crack and a cracked rub, and I ended up without a car and was embarrassed to “buy” a new car to the victim. Hail a fair trial!
It was called to refarbuvatisya in a pure white color. The experiment passed away, I was honored by my autumn new style, lad tezh estimated) We lay in a lie, all on the right I went to the other, I asked: "Well, how about that?". Vidpovidaє: "Nibi at once will have sex with the mother of dragons")))
I spent a lot of money on my lad's money. Five years of stink with the retinue lived soul to soul, then healed, changing with my vitch. My mother was a woman of revenge, she foresaw a plan, as if to destroy the life of her man, that yoga cochants, having slept with my future boy, but I suffocated into a new one myself ... After a serious rozmov with my mother, she deprived her of trying to take revenge for the sake of her daughter's happiness. And now I am happy with him at once! Life is still Santa Barbara)
A person works in an international company. And as if at the break they had a rozmova about sleeping curtains. The Europeans are succumbing to those, they have the zvichayna on the right, and the Russians are less so in my recent knowledge. So one of our spіvvіtchiznik started laughing at him, like the old lady’s house, her share, I told my axis that “this is your problem, I made you a child, but let me go myself, I’ll take care of myself, and don't snot tobі pіdirati. The man did not show his face and gave it to him in the face. The chief of them began to sort out what and why, and if he found out the reason, he fined that “man” for stating discrimination, and hanging my man for promotion. And all that he himself passed at once from the retinue and intelligence, like an hour, children are given to women.
I reproduce the model in one artist. I am more like an artist than I am, but a human being. Vin nature is slaughtered, earthly do it a little praise - in your own praise. I'm like this, and like that, but I'm not reacting to me. As if she called to you naked, and wrote me on the canvas, what to lie in arms with a man! I learned yoga from a person. Asked: "Do you want it?". I answered: "So!". It appeared, not familiar with the clouds, and descended to the ground)) Fucking and kissing wine is fantastic! Yakscho talent, then already at everything!
Young family is 5 years old, so sex is only at night. So the axis, one night like this, if a person brings me to a black orgasm for help, I will reach the peak of satisfaction, blue having thrown over, and so calmly crying out to us: “Tatu, don’t lick your mother!” — and let me sleep. We neighed with a man, like a horse. Obviously, the language was not about any kind of sex 🙂
The Vletka was played with friends for a rally. I'm a programmer. And the fools came up with the idea of me in the early morning: with a bandage on the quilts, with a gum cradle in my arms and handcuffed to it, I am obliged to go through the street for two blocks, dragging and saying: “Soon we will be at home and you will take everything you want, kohana! ". At this moment, the stench was driving like a car and neighing, knowing everything on the video. Good, even though the eyepieces were allowed to be put on, and the street is far from my booth, otherwise it would fall through the ground. And so they fooled around and got into fame. The video of my maiden was corrected. Now get out of my stalk for any kind of possible vipadka))
Haunted stories from the lives of real people
Briefly about school education: up to the 11th class, she was absolutely sung that the First World was that Great Vitchiznyan, that she herself was a war, and if she felt that the offences of the light of the war rose Nimechchina, she wondered “yak?”, even Napoleon is a Frenchman!
Knowing to call me as if asking: "Are you working in the hospital?". I say that the penis is already great. Powered, in which vіddіlennі I'm lying? Having said that in the court surgery. Like: "Breshesh, yakby changing a member, then in urology." I confirm: “Tse to shy away in the courtroom, soak it up”)))
I go to the bus, there are not too many people. Sitting in front of me is a girl of fate 4-5 from my mother. After spending the bus at a small traffic jam, the girls became tedious at that hour (the landscape does not change, and until 11:00 o'clock they marveled at the window for the whole hour). Well, according to the classics of the genre, it starts spinning, and as a last hit with a hand. Mom seems to say: "Give me a kiss and everything will pass." The girl thought a little, and she saw: "But what, did the tata's pussy get sick?" The people are streaming smіh, mother is like a crab...
I am a girl with a non-traditional sexual orientation. I came to what already in mature vіtsі and nі, not through love to the point of being a girl. Craving for people I have a het-purely vіdrіzav kolishnіy. The goat, who through jealousy had wiped me at the foot of the yard, tied to the trumpet, without a hedgehog, with partial visits, to beat me, or else I was slaughtered by my friends. Who are you jealous of? To the octagonal brother, who gave me a trojan on the 8th day. The very same vchinok of that roznіn for zrada and so in a beastly way he made me. It's been 5 years already and I can't accept not those who are strangers, but I react to the father's arms with a nervous vision. No faces, no psychiatrists help. On resht don’t care, ale through close people cover. That little child was put on a sprat of rocks, the scarlet was gone. I spodіvayus, yoma voddas.
My tigress with me recently learned how to win a streaked orgasm. We had sex, and the squirting started. I'm from the bottom, I don't care about anything, think of a pose for yourself. І axis, while continuing along the waterfall, behind the sound I had a clear indication that there was really a waterfall there - an even harder sweat. Like z'yasuvalosa hvilinoy pіznіshe, in the kitchen at the same time with the orgasm of my kohanoi, the pipe burst. The axis of my hearing and wanting to glue or buy two more streams, for a second self-esteem flew into space))
On the eve of National Day at the restaurant, my friends and I have already lived at my house. Nothing out of the ordinary, as it seemed to me, they sang, danced, laughed and rose. Ale vranci before me to go through the balcony susid, look at the refrigerator in the kitchen, take a beer and sit calmly, eating about self-confidence. I'm in the city, in the country. Yak appeared, we walked even more cheerfully. They took the sofa out of the windows, made a bath in an erysipelas color, let the fish out there, made the combs of the balconies and from the boards of the stone passed between the two apartments. For years I know a couple of people who sleep in the Comoria, I don’t know them, but in my passport I have a certificate of love written by a marker in my passport. For the third year, I’m freaking out about what happened and I think what to say to the squad. Walking…
Every once in a while, a homeless whale comes and begins to volatilize unobservedly. I ignored the heart, then tried to do it, but did not help anything, and continued to win, making me sleep. I don’t know what to work anymore, I decided to show you my gut (sphinx). Vin, maybe, having bared himself with such a beauty, calling in a Swedish way and not appearing again.
Not long ago, they carried out a major overhaul of the apartment, as the fathers bought from 2002 roci, and if they put up the dowels on the balcony, they showed a yellow leaf there from such a prophetic message from the future: “I pass on the greetings to Putin, chants, vins still on the spot!”. Greetings were not conveyed, obviously, but they deprived the same message for the coming generations.
I have been living as a lad for 3 years. I didn’t want to know about my fathers, I didn’t want to have a flurry, but the call of my mother’s anniversaries. We sit at the table, we move and then bring our family album. My child photos, fathers in their youth, our relatives. Once, my lad caught me, swaying my great-grandmothers with greatness. We sit in unreasonable speeches, and we say: “Because my great-grandmother is with my great-grandfather ...”. 3 years from a third brother. With a third cousin!
I taught the guts of the Fas team for fun. Only if you can smell this command, then start fighting in my bik and beat me with your paws! It's okay, I messed up the wrong way.
Girl, 19 years. 2nd year student. What is a trinitarian child? If you come home from the university, you go in at the room, and for you there is already a self-made pasta with double-sided tape, wound around the room and stuck to everything, as little as possible, starting with a scarf and finishing with zoshita with gluing lectures and mіzh mіzh I think you can understand that double-sided tape is the best thing that could be in the hands of a child. And you come in, ohrenivaesh, and you quietly laugh at the door and say: “You’ll get caught at once and you won’t go anywhere else.” I love yoga))